I want to eat ALL of the Halloween candy.
There, I said it.
I love candy. I love sugar.
When I was a child,
I committed some awfully
terrible sugar sins.
The pure cane sugar,
the powdered sugar,
the brown sugar,
the boxed jello,
I ate it straight.
All of it.
Can you even imagine?
I poured it into
sandwich bags and
cut a small hole in the corners.
Maybe I dropped a little water
into the bag to solidify it some, but
I squeezed it into my mouth,
frosting style.
Disgusting.
A school fundraiser?
Bad idea. I was more likely to
eat the candy than sell it.
No self control
Nada
None
If you think you have a
sweet tooth, you've got
nothing on me.
5 comments:
That isn't so disgusting T - I've eaten most of that stuff too. ;-) I'd forgotten about eating boxed Jello. I would mix just the hot water in it, then drink it. I think I'm going to go have a piece of Halloween candy...or several.
You have me beat with the bag of sugar. Though I did once eat a whole jar of chocolate icing straight off the knife.
Jodi - I actually thought of you while writing it. Nestle Quik scooped over ice cream in your basement. Still love that!!
Jacqui - I forgot all about icing. I've done that too. Terribly yummy. I wonder what my arteries are looking like these days.
Too funny. Remind me never to let you three near the canisters ...
I forgot about Nestle Quik. I haven't had that in ages. I'm going to have to buy that for my kids to get them started.
Jim use to get mad at me when I would open a new jar of frosting so I could have graham crackers and frosting - but it wasn't the whole jar. I still have that about once a week (snack for the kids).
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